02.10.2010 Reds, Whites, and Asian Delights

30 03 2010

Thanks so much to Russ for meticulously typing up our tasting notes from this event. For this post I’ll give you the pure RAW notes, straight-up. You fill in the jokes.

Hearts, YWSF

Our lovely cooks

  • Spring Rolls w/ Sauvignon Blanc (Chateau Chevallier 20o7) [Rating 5/10, $12]
    • Nose:
      • Ducker – Grapefruit
      • Russ – Oro Blanco
      • Alea – Lemongrass
      • Dave – Empty of offensiveness, honeydew
      • Katie – Woody-like
    • Palate
      • Ellen – honey
      • Andrew F – Paired w/ food, it’s not as sharp
      • Dave – it’s better with the spring rolls
  • Pinot Blanc w/ Spring Rolls (Bethel Heights 2008) [Rating: 6.5/10, $15]
    • Nose:
      • Ellen – Honey
      • Dave – Empty; cucumber water
      • Ducker – Subtle
      • Colin – Subtle grapefruit
      • Nikki – Floral
      • Alea – Canteloupe
      • Andrew F – Honeydew
    • Palate:
      • Kelly – Mellow, minerally, lime pith
      • Katie – Refreshing
      • Russ – Refreshing
      • Colin – Lime flavored sparkling water
      • Karl – Citrus rind (specifically orange)

      Spring rolls

  • Sushi w/ Sherry (Lustau Solera reserve dry amontillado los aros sherry) [Rating: 3-9 bowling pin split, $16]
    Note: half of us had never had sherry before

    • Nose:
      • Nikki – Nuts, dried apricot
      • Karl – Plum, brandy
      • Ducker – Raisin, whiskey, nutty
      • Russ – Sugary almond
      • Katie – figs
      • Ellen – Vinegar
      • Colin – Dark rum
      • Alea – says it burns
    • Palate:
      • Andrew F – Syrupy
      • Dave – Pecan
      • Ellen – Bourbon pecan pie
      • Paired well w/ spicy tuna sushi
      • Katie – “Sherry + fish = smooth nuttiness in my mouth”
  • Sushi w/ Gewurztraminer (Willm Gewurztraminer 2007) [Rating: 6.5/10, $18]
    • Nose:
      • Colin – Rose-flavored turkish delight
      • Katie – Papaya and macadamia
      • Tim O – Caramel Apple
      • Alea – Potpourri
      • Russ – White chocolate macadamia
      • Kelly – Ripe pineapple
      • Nikki – Celery salt
      • Karl – Musky wine cellar
    • Palate:
      • Nikki – Pineapple gummy bears
      • Colin/Chris – grapefruit
      • Alea – rose
      • Ellen – mixed fruit hookah
      • Kelly – well balanced
      • Katie – White cake / angel food

        Tasting

  • Lumpia w/ Edelzwicker (Albert Boxer Edelzwicker Reserve) [Rating: 7/10, $16]
    • Nose:
      • Kelly – Apple, perfume on an apple
      • Andrea – Baklava
      • Colin – the lady that works at the cider factory (in Baltimore) got fancied up for the evening
    • Palate:
      • Katie – lime
      • Nikki – biscotti (anisee, dipped in earl gray tea)
      • Ellen – pairs well w/ lumpia
      • Alea – apple
      • Kelly – like an old perfumed lady fell into a vat of cider (in a 1930s bathing suit)
  • Orange Chicken w/ Gewurztaminer (Fetzer Gewurztaminer 2005) [Rating: 5.5/10, $Ask Alea]
    • Nose:
      • Alea – Raisin syrup
      • Katie – Prunes
      • Colin – White grape juice
      • Josha (?) – Welch’s white grape juice
      • Fish – stewed canned tomatoes
      • Ducker – Dole canned tropical mixed fruit minus cherries
    • Palate:
      • Colin – sour OJ / OJ from Europe
      • Alea – flat orange fanta
      • Ellen – honey
      • Katie – pairing w/ wasabi and it goes well!

        Yuuuummy!

  • Fruit Salad w/ Viogner (Rosenblum) [Rating: 5/10, $Ask Alea]
    • Nose:
      • Dave – strawberry
      • Colin – white gummy bear, marshmallow
      • Katie – peach O’s, floral
      • Alea – honeysuckle
    • Palate:
      • Andrew H – sour grapefruit
      • Dave – salty lemon
  • Sesame Noodles w/ Pinot Noir (Poppy Monterey County Pinot Noir 2007) [Rating: 6/10, $18]
    • Nose:
      • Nikki – smells like a syrah; smokey and peppery
      • Alea – leather, pepper
      • Katie – Strawberry fruit leather
      • Kelly – raspberry fruit roll up
      • Colin – plum
    • Palate:
      • Dave – sticky pepper
      • Fish – olives
      • Eric R – Very peppery
      • Kelly – if a cranberry and strawberry made whoopie, it would taste like this
      • Alea – and if a peppercorn jacked off on it (see above)
  • Lumpia w/ Zinfandel (Novella Zinfandel Pasa Robles) [Rating: 7/10, $7]
    • Nose:
      • Katherine – Buttery
      • Katie – Melted butter w/ sugar
      • Dave – step 1 of cookies
      • Alea – olive
      • Katie – plums
      • Kelly – berry jam
    • Palate:
      • Nikki – It pairs very nicely
      • Dave – lots of head in the back
      • Alea – allspice
  • Chicken w/ Sangiovese (Tusan Moon Sangiovese 2008) [Rating: 4.5/10, $<7]
    • Nose:
      • Alea – Licorice, bar soap
      • Dave – cherry tart
      • Kelly – red cherry
    • Palate:
      • Alea – plum and raspberry married w/ bing cherries
      • Katie – red meats like WHOA
      • Fish – lots of orange
      • Kelly – burney
      • Eric R – Rhubarb

      It. never. gets. old. Or does it?





02.03.2010 Northwest Whites

22 03 2010

1. 2008 Willamette Valley Vineyards Pinot Gris ($16)

Nose: Dave smelled some ice and “dirty hippies of the clean variety”. Brent got pear while Riana thought it was minerally. Katie smelled some green apples.

Palate: Jessalyn, Russ, and Brent tasted green apples and Dave got hard apple cider. Nikki picked up on some honeysuckle and Tim (not Borjas) liked it even thought he usually  doesn’t like white wine. Katie tasted some lemon juice and Alea got lemongrass

Rating: 7

That's a HUGE box of crackers

2. 2008 King Estate Oregon Pinot Gris ($17)

Nose: Dave thought it smelled a bit sweaty and Russell got flat soda. Alea picked up on some blue cheese and pistachios.

Palate: Katie tasted jicama, Katherine got grapefruit, and Jessalyn said it was tingly on the tongue like from pineapple. For some reason Dave mentioned Channing Tatum’s disfigured penis.

Rating: 6

3. 2008 Aerobat Oregon Pinot Gris ($18)

Nose: Jessalyn smelled some oak on this one along with craisins and Dave got some sour apple action. Ellen smelled watered down apple pucker and Katie got pear. Nikki picked up on some baking spice and Kelly got bubble gum.

Palate: Alea thought it tasted crisp, Jessalyn tasted lemon bars, and Brent thought it was sweet.  Russell got some margaritas on the finish.

Rating: 6.75

Pour it

4. 2008 Bentonlane Oregon Pinot Gris ($18)

Nose: Russell got sugar and flavored nose on this beauty. Dave got some ideas from that and smelled some rubber. Nikki got us back on track with some buttered popcorn and Ellen smelled some sauteed pear in melted butter. Alea picked up on butterscotch, Karl smelled pear, and Jessalyn distracted us again by smelling virginity. Kelly smelled lemons, Katie got lemon starburst, Brent smelled grapefruits, and Karl smelled oro blanco. Overall, a complex and alluring nose on this wine.

Palate: Tim thought it wine was too tart and Nikki thought it was more full bodied than the previous wines. Kelly thought it was well balanced.

Rating: 6

5. 2007 The Eyrie Vineyard Pinot Blanc ($12.99)

Nose: Russell smelled a bad hookup and Jessalyn also smelled a sweaty boy. Brent got some smoky mold, Nikki got Ruby red grapefruit, Alea smelled aftershave, Katie got petroleum. Tim smelled latex, Katie got some grapefruit and Russell got burnt eraser.

Palate: Dave tasted this and pronouced “oh god!”, Nikki smelled pumpkin and black pepper and Riana got sour and bitterness. Kelly smelled some “cheesy euro dick…. what!”. Karl says that’s a huge wedge (the cheese) and Kelly said “That’s what she said”.

Rating: 4

Cheers

6. 2004 L’Ecole No.41 Columbia Valley Barrel Fermented Semillion ($11.50)

Nose: Russell smelled sesame and Katie got ass… phalt.  Kelly and Alea both thought it was yeasty and Nikki picked up on some gasoline.

Palate: Brent tasted some alcohol, but Karl did not like the taste. Jessalyn got some hot, oaky, vanilla bourbon. Katie tasted vanilla and Kelly got whiskey. Alea  tasted rose and Nikki got gummi cola.

Rating: 4

7. Pacific Rim Chenin Blanc ($12)

Nose: Dave thought this one looked a bit syrupy. Tim smelled some strawberry, Alea smelled uncooked salmon and cucumber. The girls smelled nuts, Nikki: walnuts, Katie: almonds.

Palate: Russ and Dave both thought this wine was very sweet. Karl got nutty and Alea said it tasted like flat sprite and gave it a thumbs down. Kelly thought it tasted like wine made for white people.

Rating: 4

Group foto

8. 2007 (Eve) Charles Smith Wines Chardonnay Washington State ($10.99)

Nose: Riana smelled some coconut and Katie got macadamia nut. Alea picked up on some banana boat sunscreen and Nikki smelled salty snacks.

Palate: Kelly got thought it tasted appley and Alea just said it was unremarkable.

Rating: 4

9. 2007 Willamette Valley Chehalem Inox Chardonnay ($22)

Nose: Dave smelled urine, Katie got barnyard, and Nikki picked up on some fermaldahyde. Kelly got funk, olyne. Tim thought it smelled like a dirty shower.

Palate: Katie thought this wine tasted buttery, Nikki thought it was sweet but bitters, and Kelly got dissolved sulphur dioxide. Katherine tasted some bubbly action.

Rating: 2

10. 2007 Tefft Cellars Black Ice Yakima Valley ($21 half bottle)

Nose: Tim smelled sherbet, Dave smelled pears in syrup, and Kelly got honey and apricot. Katie smelled some bellini and Alea got apple crisp. Nikki’s nose was going crazy and she got crisp chicken skin, old double sided yellow tape, and paprika. Katie smelled mango puree.

Palate: Mike tasted some canned apricot nectar. Katie got canned peaches in heavy syrup and Russ got apricots.

Rating: frozen grape/10

Yuck!

After the tasting was over we also had a few bonus bottles including a tercero grenache. Kelly thought it was nicely structured. Jessalyn said it reminded her of walking thought the woods like a fairy tale and Dave thought it was bouncy and it clung to his mouth in a playful way. We also tasted a tercero rose that was very refreshing and the nose was like Tropicana strawberry orange banana. Yum!





01.27.2010 Bring Your Favorite Italian Wine

16 03 2010

Adam graciously hosted this event in his near-empty apartment, thus the theme “Bring your favorite Italian White and your favorite chair”. Luckily we had more than enough seats. Salute!

Glam

Glamorous

1. Tentuta delle Terre Nere, Etna Bianco 2008

Nose: Katie got some kumquat action and Nikki got lemon. Andrew H. got some granny smith apples while Andrew F (Fish) smelled some grapes. Colin got white grape juice and Kelly picked up on “musky something-ness”.

Palate: Kelly tasted some citrus and thought this wine would go well with food. Fish got some sour and tart flavors while Alea tasted unripe pears. Katie thought it was like watermelon rind and Colin tasted whitegrapefruit juice and noted that the wine got better over time. Nikki noted that she wanted to like it more than did.

Average rating: 6    Location: Ruby Wines    Price: $21

2. Pico Maccario Lavignone, Barbera D’Asti 2007

Nose: Katie smelled bluebeery and dried strawberry, Colin picked up on blueberry cobbler and Nikki got rhubarb. Kelly thought it was light fruity like a fruit roll-up. Alea picked up on plum, leather boots, and moss.

Palate: Kelly said it had pleasing acidity and Alea thought it was Merlot-esque. Colin tasted prune and Fish got some citrus action. Nikki said that it was floral, and had a violet-thing. Katie picked up on some salt water taffy after taste.

Rating: 7.4  Location Nob Hill’s Finest   Price: $14

3. “Tra Neuite Di” Tentuta Garetteo, Barbera D’Asti, 2008

Nose: Nikki smelled some tar and leather and Kelly got some ass…. phault. Russell picked up on musky fruit and Fish got cardamon. Colin thought it was perfumy, Kelly smelled brown spice, and Alea got cinamon.

Palate: Colin tasted the baking spices on the palate and Kelly got specific with cloves and nutmeg backed by dark red fruit. Russ tasted vanilla, Nikki got pumpkin pie but without the pumpkin (???) and Katie got some pure juicy juice.

Rating: 7.5    Location: Wine Merchant (Ferry Building)   Price: $16

sweet pour

4. Marotti Campi Rubico Lacrima di Morro D’Alba 2008

Nose: Colin smelled the car wash and salon shampoo while Kelly got schnozberry and sex in a glass. Nikki picked up on dried mang, red plum, and fruit in South America. Katie said it was real perfumy and watermelon and Alea smelled mango, passion fruit, and bubble gum. Dave just said the wine smelled really good, Russ got papaya, Eric R got Ramputn (???) and Adam got strawberries.

Palate: Colin tasted bubblegum — and so did everyone else! Kelly said it was double hella bubble. Alea tasted fig and a brazilian man

Rating: 6   Location: Wine Mine (Oakland)   Price $13

5. San Cristofora Carandelle Sangiovese 2007

Nose: Colin smelled natural honey and Russ got some baked pumpkin seed. Nikki smelled black olives, raisin, and raisin bran. Katie thought it was more like black licorice poo-ey but pooh bear’s poo. Alea stuck with the theme and smelled some horse droppings and possibly rabbit droppings. Jessalyn got sour grass.

Palate: Colin thought it tasted grassy and Katie said milky. Jessalyn got warm blueberry yogurt (gross who eats warm yogurt?) and bark. Dave didn’t really like it but Kelly thought it was like a smooth Italian nipple. Alea tasted some raspberry-medium fruit (???) and Fish thought it was grainy.

Rating: 6.25    Location: Swirl    Price: $22

Adam's excellent view

6. Chianti Classico, “Isole e Olena” 2005

Nose: Alea smelled Cinanmon Toast Crunch and Colin got cheese. Megan picked up on vanilla creme brulee and Katie thought it was sourdough and gasoline. Andrew smelled rose and Kelly got something smokey and meaty.

Palate: Colin tasted lemon and vanilla and Dave noted that it was sharp at the beginning.  Alea said it was crisp for a red-hot.  Katie got cherries on the back end, Megan tasted brown sugar, Jessalyn got bruised cherry, and Rhino just said “angry drunk”.

Rating: 6   Location: Vino!   Price: $20

7. Banfi Chianti Classico Riserva, 2006

Nose: Katie smelled vanilla and apple while Colin got vanilla, dirt, and soupcoma of cat food. Alea and Kelly smelled caramel apple. Dave thought the nose was balanced. Megan thought it smelled like a carnival, especially like cotton candy.

Palate: Megan thought it tasted like a straight man in a bottle and Bearnaise sauce. Kelly licked some juicy juicy. Dave thought it tasted chalky while Jessalyn got radishes turning into blueberries. Colin said it was peppery and Alea tasted dark fruit and raspberry/plum reduction.

Rating: 6   Location: Wine Mine    Price: $14

Chairs

8. Layer Cake Primotivo Puglia 2007

Nose: Katie smelled some port and Nikki got burnt chocolate, s’mores and earthiness. Alea all got marshmallows and some butterscotch while it reminded Megan of a walk through the woods.  Dave smelled pepper and some mystery person named Darcy (according to the notes ???) thought it smelled like the morning after. Eric smelled rum cake.

Palate: Nikki tasted raisin syrup, Jess got cake and tequila, Andrew tasted grenadine, and Katie thought it was hot. Alea got extreme  sweetness.

THERE WAS A MOMENT WHEN CHEESE FLEW. And with that we failed to rate this last wine or figure out how much it costs. Whooops!

group foto

Later in the evening Jessalyn took a poll asking “What do you wish the Young Winos could do for you in 2010?” Here are the candid and unedited answers…

Fish: Wine and cupcakes

Dave: Discounts with a Young Winos card with a distributor

Megan: FIELD TRIPS! I want to know more about what I taste. More about varietals and more edutoxication from our in-house experts.

Russell: I like what the group does for me at the moment – a creative outlet for wine.

Colin: FREE WINE! from various wineries, let’s be a promotional engine!

Mike (the new guy): I know nothing about wine – what the heck is Merlot??? This is a fun group but I work nights.

Eric: I want the Young Winos to expose me to wines I really like, wines I am compelled to buy.

Wanda: I want to expose myselfs to gain acess to better wine.

Alea: I wish Young Winos would find me the man of my dreams.

Adam: I wish Young Winos would not be so serious.

Kelly: Expand my palate, mind, and sexual horizons

Nikki: I wanted to get laid, but there were no straight guys so now I want the Young Winos to make me breakfast: mimosa with omelet, brioche, homemade jam, home fries with rosemary thyme, and tapatio.

This is what the young winos can do for YOU






01.13.2010 Cheap Date Night

7 03 2010

Despite our taste for the finer things, then comes a time in every young wino’s life when we find ourselves dreadfully sober and dreadfully poor. To bring light to those dark times, we resort to cheap wine…. and it’s awesome!!! Dave was our gracious host, and we put our palates at risk with an upper price limit of $10 per bottle for the night.

2007 Paso a Paso Verdejo (Spain)

On the nose, Nikki smelled cucumber, Andrea found white grapefruit, Ellen the early stages of caramelizing sugar, and Alea got a honeysuckle aroma. The palate showed lemon water for Andrea, lemon pith for Nikki, cream for Dave, and Colin found the grapefruit from the nose.
Rating: 5.5/10

2005 Denner Viogner (Paso Robles)

The seaweed smell Andrea picked up foreshadowed this wine’s poor showing. Katie smelled the syrup from canned peaches, Dave smelled pear, and Ellen found an unpleasant paint thinner aroma. Russ actually tasted pain thinner, Colin thought it tasted like spoiled apple juice, and Brian tasted raisins. This got us to a dispute over the origin of the wine – a label Tim had recommended and Katie had purchased at a discount wine joint on Polk. Tim said it tasted like “sadness,” and Katie tasted “Tim’s betrayal,” and apparently Nikki wasn’t sucked into the drama because she wrapped up the tasting notes with burnt butterscotch pudding.
Rating: 2/10 and a frowny face

2008 Grande River (Palisade, CO)

This blend of 75% Semillon and 25% Sauvignon Blanc came to us from an unusual part of the country for wine, but it held its own. Russ initially smelled the odor of moss on a rock, while Colin got some parmesan cheese. Brian smelled melon, and Nikki added green grapes, while Katie smelled kiwi.

The kiwi carried to the palate, where Brian tasted it as well as lychee fruits. Ellen got muscat, while Tim had “citrusy orange peel” (which seems redundant).
Rating: 6/10

Moscato d’Asti DOCG (some details missing)

This Italian white started out with a scent of peach gummy-o’s that both Ellen and Nikki picked up. Katie also got dried rose petals or potpourri, and Russ smelled peach cobbler. Peach continued onto the palate where Ellen tasted peach Jell-O (which, frankly, sounds made-up), and Katie also described it as effervescent.
Rating: 7/10

2008 Trinity Oaks Pinot Noir (California)

Colin started out the notes on this one with a coffee aroma, while Dave smelled bark and Ellen painted an overall picture of a men’s lounge, lined with leather, raising some questions about where she spends her time outside of the Winos. Colin continued the notes with a strawberry-flavored generic brand cookie, and Nikki smelled green olives.

Nikki thought this wine tasted prickly, like a porcupine, and Ellen tasted half strawberry and half raspberry. Andrew tasted the bark that Dave had found on the nose, while Dave thought the wine tasted rubbery, like a bad hookup…
Rating: Too drunk to bother (and after only 4 wines)

Opolo (vintage, terroir, and other details lost to history)

Alea found currant and blackberries on the nose of this wine, while Katie smelled raw leather and Tim pine needles. Nikki got raisins, and Alea thought it smelled like a Malbec. Moving to palate, Katie thought it was like licking a carpet, i.e. very tannic, while Alea tasted pine and again, like a Malbec.
Rating: Still too drunk

2008 Moulin de Gassac Guilhem (Vin de Pays de l’Hérault)

This Languedoc-region blend is a blend of six varietals (link for Francophiles only), and resulted in some complex and random tasty notes. Russ got “butta,” and Ellen added it was “not quite at Paula Dean level,” while Alea got turkey bacon. On the palate Ellen found fennel and Russ tasted just water, to which Dave added “not much else”.
Rating: “Pass”

2006 Chateau de Gaudou (Cahors AOC)

This was a blend of Malbec, Merlot and the somewhat obscure Tannat. Dave tasted fish on the “edge” of the wine, while Katie thought it was stinky and smelled of licorice, and Alea smelled compost. For taste, Eric described it as a tannin Jolly Rancher, Alea tasted a buttery finish, and Eric added a “glove” taste. Russ thought it tasted of passive-aggressive bitch, and Katie tasted nail polish remover.
Rating: Still too drunk

Tres Pinos (vintage and details lost to drunken history)

Kelly started us off with a nose note that pretty much sums up the wine: “three penises.” What kind? “Asian, black and Jewish.” Cherie also smelled pepper and Ellen blackberry, but let’s face it, the credibility of tasting notes for this wine is in serious question.

We actually ended up tasting about 3 more bottles but at this point in the evening the cheap fermented grape juice had gone to our heads and both our note-taking and tasting capbilities were shot.

Here’s a special video of Kelly drinking a Penfolds Cabernet: